Oh man, I just got out of the hospital. The Epicmarine.com withdrawals took me last night. I was dizzy, puking, couldn't see straight and was delirious. If you ever do that to me again Lesman, I'm gonna take a trip down south, catch one of them gaters, and drop the sucker in your boat under the cover. You'll get a nasty surprise when you head to the lake the next time. Don't worry 'bout me though. The docs at the hospital hooked me up with E.R.A. (Epic Riders Anonymous). They say if I go to five meetings a week, I won't have this problem again. They'll give me a sponsor, support, and all the coffee and cigarettes I can stand. Wait, I don't drink coffee and I don't smoke. I don't even like people and don't need any stinking support. Screw those guys! I'm goin' to the lake! That's all the support I need. Thanks for all your hard work Dr. Les. Why give up my addiction to the site. What else have I got to do with my life than check Epicmarine.com like 10 times a day. Just don't ever take her down for so long again. Remember the gaters.
